January 2012
I just have so many ideas.
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
December 2011
hammster:
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
1 tag
That sad and awkward moment when you realize 4...
kindaninja:
My new year’s resolution is to stop being so hard on myself. The number of times I have literally cried on people while telling them how much I hate myself is overwhelming. I’m not going to do that.
Also, I’m going to open my etsy shop.
Happy Holidays Vesper212!
kbholidays:
Title: I Was Not Magnificent Recipient: vesper212 Author/Artist: to be revealed January 3rd, 2012 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None. Word Count: 16,720 Summary: A fairy tale set in a vague dystopian future, from the prompt: Blaine is a ruthless king that conquers land after land. To scout out his next conquest he goes undercover as a beggar in this kingdom and somehow meets Kurt, the...
chatterboxrose:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Blaine Anderson.
Follow the madness,: finnlawrence: So today the... →
finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of…
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
richardparry:
“Today I’m going to sleep at a normal hour” I whispered to myself at 4am
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
"I'm worried about you being inappropriate in my...
thatgleekychick:
Hey Burt, don’t worry. They were inappropriate at Blaine’s!
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Anonymous asked: I met Cory today. After waiting...
momentsofweakness:
*crying because this man* He may never see my own personal scars, but knowing that THIS is how he would react if he did makes me want to weep.
dapperhobbit:
you know that feeling when you’re reading an awesome fic and you look at the scrollbar thinking that surely the fic is almost over because that’s how life always goes but YOU’RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT OH MY GOD THE GLORY IS STILL ALIVE I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO READ OF THIS GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE SWEET PETER ON A POPSICLE STICK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS FUCK ME IN THE...